a wee green man (not to be confused with alien) that comes from ireland. They are often found pissed from drinking too much quality irish drink or smoking to much 'ganjabhang', and if they are found in this way it is likely the leprachaun gives away his gold treasure and good luck. Leprachauns are impossible to catch and even harder to see. If you do see one - you're pissed.
'jesus mary and holy saint joseph - did I just see a wee leprachaun??'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'
by Colette February 21, 2004
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The ages old way of reaching reality used by characters everywhere.
Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.
LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?
CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.
LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.
CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.
LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?
CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.
LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.
CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao
by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022
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Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
by angrymidget January 28, 2011
Get the Dangling Leprechaun mug.Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
Get the Leprechaun Ninja mug.An obsessive compulsion to engage in coitus with a leper, or lepers.
Covers the full range of common sexual acts with a leper; as well as, the boring of a hole into the rotted flesh of a leper, be it with a tool or rude animal member, and ensuing copulation with said hole.
Covers the full range of common sexual acts with a leper; as well as, the boring of a hole into the rotted flesh of a leper, be it with a tool or rude animal member, and ensuing copulation with said hole.
As his spoiled foreskin fell to the floor, Rocky briefly entertained the thought that perhaps leprophilia wasn't such a healthy obsession, then continued his work with the egg beater.
by Benjamin Kranklin December 6, 2004
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by Dr. W. Nuss-Hüggl November 24, 2003
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