lenkt

To be heavily intoxicated via alcohol or any other drug.

Friend #1: "We found Adrian naked in the toolshed after downing a fifth of whiskey last night."

Friend #2: "Haha, that guy is always lenkt."

by Djbringthatback January 17, 2009

Lent

A Christian/Catholic holiday in which you give up something such as candy, cracking your knuckles, etc.

She gave up sweets and fried food for Lent.

by Lisa February 28, 2004

leuter

its a dick, dutch slang

Steek je leuter in een kleuter!
"Stick your dick in a small child."

by Stefan September 15, 2004

tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

Lengthy jew

A person that is severely jewish and takes their religion to extreme lengths

anna: is your uncle jewish?

mish: yeah he's very jewish, keeps kosher and all.

anna: ohh so he's a lengthy jew!

by macscotlandia August 5, 2010

Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Lenton

The most excellent, bestest part of Nottingham.

Ooh. Lenton?I'd love to live in that happening borough. All the best people live there.

by moschops April 1, 2003