The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.
In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.
Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.
Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne.
"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
by Willie Shocquer May 8, 2005
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eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
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Land where a high ranking Jewsian might dwell. You may find gold or loot stashed in or around Leiberland. It is also a place where stoners can find refuge and toke. Home of the Leibmans.
by AndyResFingers December 21, 2008
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If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.
by BurgWords February 25, 2011
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Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
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Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.
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Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.
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A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.
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Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.
A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.
Someone who would like to try human.
A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.
A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.
A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.
A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D
Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.
A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.
Someone who would like to try human.
A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."
"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."
"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."
"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."
"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."
"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."
"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
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