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Lainey

1) An uncommon hero.
2) A broken condom.
3) A terrific actress.
4) Can be normal without being dull and weird without being a freak.
5) Girl who's great in bed.
1) You wouldn't guess it, but she's a Lainey to me.
2) Dude, you freaking had a Lainey!
3) Sarah: Oh my Gosh, she's so great on stage!
Shaquifa: Yes, She's almost a Lainey.
4) Why can't everyone be Lainey?
5) Bob: "You fucked that chick?"
David: "YEAH! And, dude, she was a freaking LAINEY!"
by PaigeUnperfect June 30, 2008
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DJ Lance

Only the most awesome black guy ever, DJ Lance is one of the main characters of the TV show Yo Gabba Gabba. He is the god of awesome, and he has the hat to prove it.
by rockk March 11, 2009
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Lance Tucker

the fucking God of gymnastics. and you're talking of fucking Zeus.

(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
"Lance is such an asshole"

"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"

"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
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Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!
Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.
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Lancer Vision

A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.
Lancer Vision: Oh, Abigail isn't that bad looking. But Abigails is a 4 out of 10.
by Cowboy daddy January 24, 2023
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no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
by DKapp October 8, 2013
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Lance Henriksen

Probably one of the coolest actors in the world. Have a voice of a king.
"For me, I'm not just doing my voice. I am attatching my outer being. But yeah - I have a great time doing this."

Lance Henriksen -07

"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."

Lance Henriksen -07

With the darkest voice ever:

"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"

Lance Henriksen -07

All quotes are from "Mass Effect - by Bioware" (including this one)
by Deep Voice October 9, 2008
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