Knitting Patterns

Free Kniting Patterns, Cardigan Patters, Sweater Patterns, Afghan Patterns.

Website about knitting models. Free knitting patterns and knitting tutorial.

by imknitting May 8, 2018

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015

knitted sock

Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!

What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

knitting

something that is better than crochet in 100 different ways

guy 1: hey do you like knitting?
guy 2: nah man i crochet

guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent

by Limited_JUKES October 1, 2020

Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.

I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.

by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012