Fuck off, Kavanaugh.

When a person says something misogynistic to a woman. She replies with “fuck off, Kavanaugh.”

When some random guy says “smile, you’d look prettier.”

You reply with “Fuck off, Kavanaugh.”

by PettyWhiteGirk October 5, 2018

to Brett Kavanaugh

To Brett Kavanaugh - to pull out calendars as proof of activity, specifically to attempt to prove something happened.

I'm going to Brett Kavanaugh this attorney!

by Frustrated Clerk February 3, 2022

bart kavanaugh

A complete failure and bastardization of law and or Government supported by Republicans.

Voter: "You know the right are nothing more than extremists and traitors when they pulled a Bart Kavanaugh."

Voter #2: "Yes, but November is coming."

by Jo Valentine October 4, 2018

A Kavanaugh

A kavanaugh (noun/verb)
An excruciatingly abnormal shit

Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce

Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba

by Matt “Camron” Damon October 3, 2018

Pulling a kavanaugh

sexually assaulting someone (PARTICULARLY A YOUNG SOMEONE)

donald trump has been pulling a Kavanaugh throughout all his life

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 27, 2018

A kavanaugh

Killing a family with your vehicle, usually including a 6 month old child

Wanna go out and get wasted and pull a kavanaugh

by kYsPhGt April 28, 2019

The Kavanaugh Standard

This refers to the fact that most U.S. citizens who vote for judges do not do research the candidates and instead choose based on superficial criteria. E.g. can they boof?

How did you pick judges when you voted yesterday?
I kinda just picked names that didnt sound like a lady or a foreigner.
Ahh...the Kavanaugh standard

by Urban cowboy 6969 July 27, 2023