jonny depp

the most beautiful man in existance.

his eyes run deep like my soul.

by stacy mcmanus March 16, 2005

j'onn j'onzz

The real name of the "Martian Manhunter"

Flash -- "Hey J'onn!"

by master stghm April 4, 2004

Jonny Cox

To have your head banged up against the head board while being fucked from any angle.

OMG... he just pulled a Jonny Cox on me, it was so wonderful, but i woke up with a goddamn headache!

by Liz Morehead December 17, 2004

jonnye factor

1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspective) that word, phrase or conversation to its lowest (or highest) level of graphic sexual innuendo; the lower (or upper) limit is yet to be discovered.

Driver 1: "Should I get off at this exit?"
Driver 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Yes."
Driver 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"Only if you brought some lube and a wet-wipe."

Person 1: "Boy, I had a hard day."
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Gosh, sorry to hear that."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"At your age, I'd think you'd be celebrating, not complaining!"

Person 1: "Wow, did you see that horse peeing over there?!?"
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Oh, my."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"...(gazing and smiling nostalgically)...why, yes... yes, I did..."

by JurisPrudence March 9, 2005

Jonny is an Ambulance

Notorious punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland. Known for playing random gigs and getting horribly drunk in the process.

"I went to a Jonny is an Ambulance gig last night. Those guys were ballbagged!"

by JISA FAN June 17, 2009

Jonny 42

Jonny 42 is basically God of all people and Gods. He owns all the kids.

We all love Jonny 42

by Eivsleiv42 September 18, 2020

Jonnie

A very beautiful guy with the perfect smile. Someone who has an amazing personality. He is funny, nice, and understanding. He will always be there for you. He can make you laugh and smile when your sad.. He gives you butterflies when you see and talk to him. He makes you wanna wake up every morning. He is the perfect guy. There is nothing to change about him.. He is so easy to love.

I love you, Boo Bear. <3

Example:

Girl: man, I wish my boyfriend was like jonnie.

Me: well doesn't that suck.

:D

by Kailaahlynn(: April 30, 2011