A retarded fat-ass who is the embodiment of cringe, gluttony, and oblivion. His cringeness knows no bounds and can ruin everything with a breath
by Babe Ruth Jeyms May 9, 2023
Get the Joao mug.A radical afro infested being who constantly partakes in the act of 'tricking'. Do not let babies near a Jadon for their lives will be no more. If you hear a Jadon say "LOL" or "Yarr" watchout, this may indicate the start of the mating season, which, of course, you do not want to partake in. If you ever see a Jadon attempt to throw a piece of paper in a bin-like object, GET TO THE CHOPPER, for he will surely miss and implode into a merciless rage, no-one will be spared. Be weary in close quarters, for he is a master of Capoeira, do not approach lightly.
by Ben&Luke August 22, 2010
Get the Jadon mug.A big stupid football player that will lie right to your face and will treat you like shit until he wants something. That thinks that whatever he sees and wants, he can have. That he can lie to people that trusted him just to get into their pants.
" OMG look at him! (; "
" Who? Wait. You don't want to get involved with him.. He's a Jordo. You'll only get hurt. "
" Who? Wait. You don't want to get involved with him.. He's a Jordo. You'll only get hurt. "
by Paper.Cranes. November 12, 2011
Get the Jordo mug.Jordon is a very cool guy, most of the time he goes by “JoJo” he is very popular for his age, you could also say he has “clout”. He is very handsome, not very tall, but can still give you a good time. His style is super nice as well. Jordon cares for all of his friends, he also gets many girls, but isn’t the player type.
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João means cool
João means god
João means you are the greatest in the whole world
João means smart
João can mean everything good that exists on Earth
João means cool
João means god
João means you are the greatest in the whole world
João means smart
João can mean everything good that exists on Earth
Woah your hair its very João
Wow you had a SS+++++ on the teste?!?! You are so João!!
You are a João in this game!! No one can beat you!
There is only one João!!! Dont listen the other religions because they are wrong!
Wow you had a SS+++++ on the teste?!?! You are so João!!
You are a João in this game!! No one can beat you!
There is only one João!!! Dont listen the other religions because they are wrong!
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