its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin
by dsadas October 17, 2007
A really good you should probably date, if you don't thats okay too; just know you would be missing out on someone great
by AgentTurnip January 31, 2018
Jasper is a blonde, British stud. He may appear tough, but inside he really does feel. He is extremely loyal, and even though he has a hard time showing it, he is really loving to that special someone. Jasper has the most piercing blue eyes that will cut you to the soul. He likes to protect his woman and hopes to have many children. Many girls want a Jasper because of how handsome, but intelligent he is. He doesn't ever back down from a fight, and he will win at anything. sometimes, Jasper will be self conscious about things he shouldn't be, but in the end he tries not to focus too much on the silly things. Finally, Jasper is incredible. In every way possible.
by Dankememes20 June 01, 2017
1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
by Honest Dave February 11, 2009
by Dan Solo June 05, 2005
1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.
2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.
2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.
Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.
by SexyMamacita October 09, 2006