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Smelly Jasper

A girl who says yes to a formal dance, then backs out in a bitchy way
Man my girlfriends is such a smelly jasper!
by Chris Tan January 7, 2010
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Mick Jagerbombed

When you drink too many Jagerbombs that you start talking incoherently with other accents.
Matt got totally Mick Jagerbombed the other night, he was talking like he was all 6's and 7's!
by Antonio Clevage April 5, 2011
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eren jaeger

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person 1: hey do you know eren jaeger??
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Jager

Short for Jägermeister. Pronounced "yay-ger-my-ster", or simply "yay-ger". A darkly-colored liqeuer (not liquor; yes, there's a difference) with an alcohol content of 35%, or 70 proof. Commonly spelled "Jager" instead of "Jäger" due to the fact that typing an umlaut (¨) over the letter A in "Jäger" is a pain in the ass for Americans.

Jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. By comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. If you just want to get drunk, Jäger is not for you. If you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give Jäger a try. The taste of Jäger is similar to black licorice. The "Jäger Bomb", a drink consisting of Jäger with Red Bull, is a very popular mixed drink.

If you want to drink in public, Jäger is ideal. Pour some Jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. Jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored Jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi.
"I did eight shots of Jager and woke up the next day in a puddle of my own piss."
by Rodney Munch June 26, 2006
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Jäger Train

This is when many identical glasses are lined up, all but one at the end filled with Red Bull, shot glasses placed on the rims to straddle each gap between glasses and filled with Jägermeister, then the shot glass at the end is tipped over. If done correctly, all the shot glasses will fall in a domino rally and create many Jäger bombs in rapid succession.
Fifteen people in a row at the bar all ordered Jäger bombs, so the bartender set up a Jäger train to serve them all.
by HeavyD2 April 17, 2009
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Jager Grenade

A Jager Grenade is a variation on a Jager Bomb. It consist's of a glass of Red Bull or Monster (Like a Jager Bomb) and two tall shot glasses. One of Jager and the other being either Sambuca or Tequila. The two shots are rested next to each other over the Red Bull. You can then do one of two things. Either "pull the pin" by doing the Sambuca or Tequila shot and then downing the remaining Jager Bomb. Or you can pour both shots in to the Red Bull then down the Red Bull with both shots in it. The 2nd being preferred when you are in a busy bar and drinks get knocked over.
You: Can we get two Jager Grenades?
Bar: Sure, Sambuca or Tequila?
You: Sambuca
by Kyle93 October 25, 2012
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Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger.

A shit, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd
Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's fucking shit.
by BeZeee July 5, 2011
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