Jasper Sterling

Way better than Jonathan Wahab in every measurable statistic.

"Damn Jasper Sterling is far superior to Wahab"

by Anonymous sandwhich thief October 9, 2020

Jasper Haney

A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.

The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.

by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010

Jasper Al-rashid

Jasper Al-rashid (born September 11, 1988), is a Bangladeshi Soul/Jazz/Rock singer-songwriter and record producer. He's the first musician in Bangladesh to incorporate Soul music in the country's commercial industry.

A lot of the songs made by Jasper Al-rashid have jazzy backbones.

by shar1f June 9, 2010

Jaspersion

An unrivaled and detailed depiction of future events to occur in ones life as foretold by the great and powerful knower of all things

She told me how I would fall in love and it happened exactly as she predicted, what a jaspersion!!!

by Peters Dragin November 21, 2019

Jasper

a big chode

its a Jasper

by silly gaige February 25, 2020

Jasper Labes

The cutest guy ever. He is sweet, and will care for you. He as an aries and needs affirmations, but that wont be a problem because he is perfect.

person 1: Wait , your dating jasper labes???
person 2: yeah and he's so cute
person 1: lucky

by <3gay August 25, 2021

Scram Japer

The act of attempting to tell a joke and disrupting yourself by either: laughing at your own joke; stuttering; or forgetting where you were going with it.

- This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.

Work: Did you hear Josh try to say a comeback to Dan's sick burn? He totally Scram Japed it.

Ollie: What a Scram Japer!

by HaveYouGotASeck March 3, 2021