Good Country Index

A index that ranks countries after how much they contribute to climate, world peace , science and various other stuff.

Sweden leads the index.

Person 1: Have you heard about The Good Country Index?
Loser: No

by I am much better than you November 16, 2016

index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

national index is stinky day

On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason

national index is stinky day
———————————————
Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(

by mate507 October 23, 2023

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

Index-Pinky Scratch

The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.

I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2022

Black index

The ratio of Black people in any movie, theater, or television production in relation to the actual demographic proportion in the United States. Colloquially known as the B.I.

The black index on this television show is so high, it belongs on BET.

by Pebacon August 5, 2023

SDM Index

Shag, date, marry index.

The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.

Equation Calculation

Maximum 33 points awarded for:

1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry

An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:

X,Y,Z

30,25,7

An SDM index of 62

Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.

by londonacidcity December 15, 2011