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.io

A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
I remember when the first .io game was released.

Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2020
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iOS

System that gets you jailed and make you spend money on it.

Go by a charger otherwise you screwed....
iOS: Hey can I get that app
Android: Just download it from website.................. . . .

iOS: Where do I put the SD card
Tim: You don't.
by sSiumTRIliat February 9, 2025
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iOS Heli

A real ass nigga bro what can I say?
In fact… the realest of them all

He’s dumb , ugly and bitchless, he’s the perfect companion because he won’t try to steal your crush, or act smart in front of the bitches, cuz he terrified of em.
He’s gay !
Slatt
iOS Heli??? Nigga tf typa name is that!?
by Heli… November 22, 2021
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Dom iOS

Brooklins baby daddy, They supposedly recorded a “Tape” You already know what that is😳💕🌝 And is also One of the best critical ops players (obviously cap) in the competitive Scene

While being gay for Lonely, Rockstah, Tyler and Fotrew💫 While Leading the team *Underestimated UE* One of the best clans NA
Dom iOS is just brooklins casual babydaddy
by Vixci December 1, 2020
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maruchan ios

A pro critical ops player than has smacked HMRS and AMP. But hes a fall of because his ipad broke
by Maruchan ios October 21, 2020
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.io

The top-level domain that used to be a fad to use for indie game projects with 1980s graphics, but nowadays lets you recognize a toxic Silion Valley start-up with the containerized framework crypto AI offerings to solve a problem, that wouldn’t be there without people like them, with more of the same.

You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.

Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
A: Hey, have you heard of that great new thing, doteyeohh.io?
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!

B: They invented the … browser?

A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?

B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?

A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?

B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
by Evi1M4chine December 4, 2022
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Mayed iOS

Compliement, The sexiest most beautiful Man in existness, The smartest of all the people in the young scientist competiton
Oh my god sir you are VERY Mayed iOS
by Xysin November 9, 2020
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