Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.

1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.

Holiday Balls by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Holiday Dump 

1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.

2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.

1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.

2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.

Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.

Holiday Dump by krhg37 January 9, 2020

Holiday Shores 

A little place near Edwardsvile, IL that is considered to most people as a completely different town, although there aren't too many resource stops within it. Residents of Edwardsville usually have to go about 35 minutes by car to get to Holiday Shores, and vice versa. Holiday Shores is not very multicultural, it mainly consists of long-haired white kids who ride BMX bikes, smoke weed and do backflips all day. Residents who live in Holiday Shores try to make it widely known that they live there. While it is a nice community of people, the houses aren't too great and people still have to ride almost 40 minutes to get to school / get groceries. Still, great fun can be found in Holiday Shores.

"Hey dad, can I go to Sean's house?"

"Sure, where's he live?"
"Holiday Shores,"
*Dad ponders for about 40 minutes on whether to spend gas on his child*

Holiday Shores by supadupaGAI October 8, 2011

holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.

"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."

holiday candy bowl by Wookiestick December 2, 2004

Holiday weight gainer 

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do

I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.

Holiday weight gainer by Mich7 July 6, 2010

holiday mode 

Holiday mode is a term given to the feeling one is in during the period of holidays. In holiday mode, one wishes not to engage in any academic or scholarly activities (e.g. analysing Shakespeare's Othello, deriving Kepler's Third Law, etc.) and only wishes to relax and have fun.

Holiday mode is infamously known in affecting students days, or even weeks before major breaks (summer break, winter break, spring break etc.) and has unfortunate effects on students.

One very common effect of holiday mode is a complete lack in ambition to complete any school work whatsoever. This in turn has detrimental effects on student grades.
Another effect of being in holiday mode is a feeling of total incomprehension. This means that a student just doesn't know what the hell is going on. From knowing what classes you have next day, to actually knowing what day it is tomorrow, you just don't know.

*Once a person is in holiday mode it is very difficult to get out.*

Piet: "dude, what classes do we have tomorrow? I am so confused and lost..."

Sipho: "sounds like you're in holiday mode bra...."

Bella: "we have an english presentation for tomorrow"
Ashley: "not doing it. couldn't be bothered. I'm in holiday mode now"

holiday mode by dashingkab38 November 30, 2010

Holiday Lag 

When It's a Holiday such as Christmas and no one has anything else better to do so everyone turns and plays Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2. Causing the servers to lagg due to the insane amount of players.

Player One: Shit! I can't believe you almost got that nuke!!!

Player Two: If i wouldn't have lagged then I would have gotten it. Dammnn you Holiday lag!!!!!

Holiday Lag by VendettaOwner January 1, 2010