A sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. She is not very critical in their choice of partner - even she is sober.
Larsson: Hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.
The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...
The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...
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Get the sober hobbit-girl mug.A cave dwelling short round portly man who enjoys sporting his enormous thigh perm while in the company of a vampire chick, at which time he is attempting to slay the dragon, being careful not to allow any blood to miss his mouth and hit the floor, while playing with his purple headed yogurt slinger. After preserving the dragons blood in his fat round belly he attempts a Princess Leia in the company of a hairy gremlin that just slid down a stripper pole in an effort to escape from a hairy gorilla that was last seen eating a jungle biscuit near a man with a cat stuck in his grill that just purchased a chili dog from an anonymous fence jumping hobbit who was last seen sucking the salt from a big fat juicy pickle while using the rear entrance to the local adult book store.
Hey did you see that hairy hobbit scurry across the street and try to jump in the back door of that guys car while he wasn’t looking.
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Based in Norfolk, Virginia, he is the leader of the illusive HK Army, a small group of flamboyantly gay hobbits that live on the south side of The Shire.
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Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.
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