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erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.
by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004
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erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.
This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
by bean March 5, 2003
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derection

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009
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DERECTION

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011
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chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009
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super erection

When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.
Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
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Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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