Heath Ledger

An actor neither dead or alive who didn't earn my respect as an amazing actor until i saw him play the Joker in The Dark Knight, which would count as his greatest performance to date and his last

Mobster: Give me one reason why my boy here shouldn't pull your head off

Joker: How bout a magic trick

(stabs pencil onto table)

Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear

(Mobster attempts to grab Joker but Joker slams the Mobster's face onto the pencil making it disappear)

Joker: TA-DA!

Audience: LOL LOL LOL LOL

Audience after seeing movie: Why so serious? You want to know how i got these scars? Heath Ledger was so ballin, he could stick a knife in my mouth any day

by Mr. Ballin October 15, 2008

heath ledger

the mostt amazingg actorr in the whole fuckingg worldd;;

mann did youu see the darkk knightt? heath ledger totallyy made thatt moviie amazingg :
he's hott

by tiffanyyashleyy October 11, 2008

Heath End

a useless school home to drunks, drug users and people whos existece is using up vital oxygen

hey you hear about that heath ender?
yeah he's such a waste of oxygen

by weydoner January 13, 2009

heath bilskie

An unstoppable force comparable to superman.

"Holy shit man, I wish I was Heath Bilskie, he is fuckin unstoppable."
"I know, bro...... I know."

by clydethecatball November 2, 2009

Heath Ledger

Knight, sired by Knights,
A Knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem,
Praying to God,
Asking His forgiveness,
For the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy
When he saved a fatherless beauty
From the would-be ravishings
Of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence
Just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so, without further gilding the lily,
And with no more ado,
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity,
The Protector of Italian Virginity,
The Enforcer of our Lord God,
The One --
The Only --

Heath Ledger

I wish Heath Ledger would Knight me.

by Sir Story Teller February 5, 2018

Heath Ledger smile

Going down on a women who's on the rag.

Hey! Nice costume.

No, i just showed your mom my Heath Ledger smile

by bleackone July 13, 2010

Heath Ledger Fast

News that is so shocking or important that it makes its way around the world in an instant via group emails and the Internet.

Provence: When Heath Ledger died tragically, the news traveled fast, as everyone immediately emailed everyone they knew.

Dude, did you hear Stacey is single?

Yeah, they broke up last night and now everybody knows, that news spread Heath Ledger Fast.

by Jmdickinson January 11, 2009