HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".

That girl made me HAP.

by GayBoy247 September 22, 2020

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

:hap:

A famous smiley on jeuxvideo.com, a french forum.

French 1 : T'es con :hap: (You're stupid :hap:)
French 2 : Pas autant que toi :hap: (Less than you :hap:)

by NaNoMister December 26, 2016

Hap

To be or to make one very very VERY mad. Quite frankly the word “hap” makes me mad because of how fucking STUPID it is

Yooo my boys mad hap cause he got rejected today hahahha yeah bro

by Www.fakenameeee.combye April 25, 2023

HAP

Hairy Ass Pussy

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"

by Alf H October 19, 2020

happed

when you’re seshing with your friends and you’re content with how many bowls you’ve taken. you might smoke more later, but you’re happy.

meg: you want more ?

lily: i’m happed rn, maybe later.

by Scs_0905 December 23, 2021

no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020