Guelphing

When a man abandons the boys on a regular basis to make repeated pilgrimages to the University of Guelph for his girlfriend.

Bro said he’d come out tonight but he’s guelphing again.

by anon23234 March 25, 2026

Gelpgelk

A noise used by people that are freakazoids like I Ben Dover the Nine Hundredth

Little Timmy: Hi

Freakazoid: Gelpgelk (starts violently screaming "Meeple-moop)

by Ben Dover the nine hundredth November 4, 2025

grelp

grelp, a God among mortals. A being of pure energy with a hunger for suffering. grelp is all. "Grelp" on the other hand is green goo.

"grelp" is a all powerful being with a unquenchable hunger.

by GUHHHHHHH January 24, 2026

Justice Douglas of guelph

Defender of methamphetamine manufacturers as opposed to genocide survivors protected by laws terminal genocidal homicidal exclusive and elitist cultist terrorists

Justice Douglas of guelph is criminally charged with genocide and 1004 counts of torture

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022