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guydence

Guidance-

1) from your boys

2) any information pertaining to the understanding or general comprehension of guys.
1) "Dude, my girl is trippin' and I aight tryin' to hear that bullshit no mo. I gotta get right by my bros and cop that guydence."

2) "Yo Ronda, dis is LaCraCra. I need your guydence on Deshawn. He's whiling out and actin' a foo."
by Shoe String Bandits January 1, 2009
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guycon

A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.
"OMG Jennifer! Look, it's Brad Pitt! I love his hot body! He's such a guycon!"
by strykerhorse July 13, 2009
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guydea

thoughts or suggestions made by the male gender which could only come from the male gender
1. Man to woman: "I have a great guydea for spending quality time together honey. Let's watch football and drink beer."

2. My husband thought taking me to a UFC wrestling match on our anniversary was a great guydea.
by ideasnewlydefined February 22, 2011
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Guido Cheeto

A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!
Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....
by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011
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Guidonics

Proper noun. A guttural dialect spoken largely in Italian-American neighborhoods or at the Jersey Shore by Italian-Americans, largely a combination of stock phrases like fuhgeddaboudit and malpronounced Italian words (i.e. gabbagool for "capocollo") that are passed off as being true Italian. A subset of English that makes real Italians cringe.
(A sample sentence of Guidonics below)

Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
by The Gob o' Ghouls January 11, 2013
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Titanic Guido

The Guido dressed in all white seen near the end of Titanic. He stays with Jack and Rose till the ship sinks. You can see him zoomed all the way out standing on top of the boat. He is a BEAST!
Look at that Titanic Guido, I wonder if he got away alive?!
by BOSSMANDREW September 16, 2010
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guido

Being one from the Tri-State area, I can confirm that a Guido is a piss poor excuse for an Italian-American selling out his culture, country, and way of life. \

Commonly seen in trendy clubs/dive bars looking like half-a-fag with slicked up hair, shirts two sizes too small, popped-collars, ripped/tight jeans, and whatever else is trendy at the time, they are often dancing in the middle of the floor like a jackass while all the regular people point and laugh.
In said habitats, they are often seen drinking bitch drinks with cute umbrellas that are various colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly symbolizing their homosexuality.
Also can be described as a douchebag, among other various insults, that has an inflated sense of self worth, compounded by the IQ of someone that is legally retarded, behaving like a complete jackass in public at all times no matter how fucking retarded he may appear.
A fake, peice of shit looking bronze tan is commonly seen on these poor excuses of a human being, which adds to their ridiculous image that makes my life a hell of a lot more bearable.
Always seen in a gym, these jacked up guys actually have the balls the size of peanuts. Unable to fight a fight on their own, the rely on the fact that they travel in packs in order to intimidate those around them. When seen on their own, flight usually takes precedence when faced with a physical altercation.
If you seen one of these creatures in the wild, take cover, take pictures, and laugh. The most pathetic thing about these kids is that they actually take themselves seriously.
ex. The Gotti Brothers, those guys you see in the funny Guido videos on youtube.com.
by JasonMB September 20, 2006
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