A fried tortilla chip and mashed avocados, with cilantro,onions, tomatoes, lime juice and salt and pepper.
A Houseparty game similar to apples apples.
A Houseparty game similar to apples apples.
by Oatmealandpotatoes April 27, 2022
Get the chips and guacmug. by fornitekid420 November 28, 2018
Get the holy guacmug. The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!
by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021
Get the Guac Daymug. Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023
Get the Guac and Ballsmug. (Noun, verb)
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
Get the Guac Blockmug. A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.
by Dragónverde September 24, 2018
Get the Lost my guacmug. 