Grootjen

To promise a group to join them on a trip, then cancel by telephone on the morning of departure.

Don't you pull a Grootjen on me!

by Beercummer June 17, 2008

Grooted

A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.

I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.

by Enchanted Angel Lights May 5, 2015

groot

to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle

"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"

by hyperassnigga123 August 13, 2015

grooch

where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed

ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere

by tristan is win September 1, 2009

isaac groothuis

Boyfriend of Kassy (baby girl)

Yo who’s that guy with the tootsie? Oh, it’s Isaac Groothuis

by mi bola June 23, 2022

Grogthore

A really super cool sugar glider that makes a very interesting noise and has a super cool name. He eats a lot of things like grapes and clementines. He doesn't like carrots or pickels. He likes to hide in his hammock and loves to sit in your sweatshirt pocket. He is all around lovable and scary at the same time.

Dude, today I got the coolest Grogthore.

by :-)(-: February 19, 2010

Grootal

A meshed-up combination of Brutal + Groovy, usually used as an adjective for a song that combines both of the aforementioned adjectives.

It was so grootal when The Damned Things played "Graverobber" last night during their live set.

by BoomBoom7221 June 10, 2011