A whining sniveling woman with multiple cats, who is easily upset, and prone to overreacting. Derived from the fans of the abysmal, awful, adult contemporary singer Josh Groban.
Person 1: " I really can't be friends with Bernadette any more. She never goes out she just cries at home and pets her cats all day."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
by I hate the Groban November 14, 2007
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by meman November 8, 2007
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Although grabbagging would appear to be quite gay, it isn't considered as such, and instead is just thought to be another form of "boys will be boys" horsing around. Most boys that do it tend to claim they are straight.
Although grabbagging would appear to be quite gay, it isn't considered as such, and instead is just thought to be another form of "boys will be boys" horsing around. Most boys that do it tend to claim they are straight.
1. Teacher 1: "Did you just see that, Mr. Rosenberg?! Tyler just grabbed another student's testicles!"
Teacher 2: "Oh, don't worry about that. Tyler was just grabbagging him."
2. "Hey, Steve, did you see when I grabbagged Kevin yesterday? He screamed like a pussy."
3. "Dude, did you just grabbag Shawn? Sounds like it hurt."
Teacher 2: "Oh, don't worry about that. Tyler was just grabbagging him."
2. "Hey, Steve, did you see when I grabbagged Kevin yesterday? He screamed like a pussy."
3. "Dude, did you just grabbag Shawn? Sounds like it hurt."
by FatJackson November 28, 2009
Get the Grabbagging mug.Lax bros love Grobmans- and they should get tested because of their constant contact with disgusting Grobmans.
by The Black Mamba (E+L) July 10, 2010
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This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
My chick complains that I fart too much, so I made her choke on it whike blowing me and farted at the same time... I totally Grobanned her.
by dubbglenn July 26, 2019
Get the Groban mug.A young man with a voice that can only be described as beautiful. Many of his songs are about love and have heartbreaking and haunting melodies which you are quite happy to have in your head for many a day after hearing it. He sings using a rich voice and in a variety of styles. Many songs are in different languages such as Spanish, French and Italian. One of the most talented singers in ages, in the first phrase of a song he can convey a whole world of emotions.
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