cock gravity

Noun ~ The force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have sex with despite the pull of other things to do.

Ed: "Hey, is Tom coming to play b-ball tonight?"
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."

by Rob Bartley November 29, 2007

gravity

The force that keeps us all from flying off the earth. The reason you don't find things just leisurely floating around the room without supernatural assistance.

Oh, gravity works!

by Prof. Brainard April 8, 2004

on granite

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

by rhenvar June 19, 2010

Gravity Facial

When someone masterbates upside down to give themselves a money shot.

Ty was soo thirsty for man milk he attempted to pull off a gravity facial.

by Justin Cruz May 26, 2006

granite oaks middle school

a middle school with druggies problematic rich white girls and a whole bunch of teacher that are pedos.Don’t forget the kids that are drunk kids on campus.Boring school but petty cat fights happen every now and then

Granite oaks middle school has the most basic white girls on the planet who think there the stuff.

by big penetrator May 17, 2021

Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor

One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."

Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"

Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."

by EyeDestroyHores October 31, 2009

grafitti

The art of tha streetz.

grafitti is more than a mark, it's an art in itself.

by djscrizzle March 18, 2004