Gonadle

an adjective describing any and all things pertaining to the gonads, balls or testicles

I burned his gonadle hairs off with my lighter

by The Awakening One August 14, 2010

gona-sypha-herpa-clap

The term used when someone has an STD of some sort. This includes the fllowing :

Gonorrhea
Sphilis
Herpes
The Clap

guy1 : Man, I herd that chick has a disease.
guy2 : Which one?
guy1 : I dunno. Must be Gona-sypha-herpa-clap...

by XGreengirlX October 27, 2011

Gonaloon

Gonaloon - a black, 4-legged, nocturnal scavenger that brings back trophy items to human homes it protect. They typically travel in pairs and have been known to reincarnate back to their former image upon death.

Etymology: Old English GAN "to go, depart" and LOON from Latin LUNA, "moon"

Don't go too far into the woods; a Gonaloon is out.

by British Bloke July 29, 2013

gonasephelherpeaids

A super STD that is a combination of gonorrhea, sipholis, herpes, and aids. It is excruciatingly painful and has a 95% mortality rate.

I got a bad case of gonasipholherpeaids from that hooker last night. Gonasephelherpeaids is a super STD that is a combination of gonorrhea, sipholis, herpes, and aids. It is excruciatingly painful and has a 95% mortality rate.

by Jimmy 6969 August 18, 2017

Gonaherpesyphilitis

A highly contagious and deadly cocktail of a minimum of 3 contagious STD’s. Pop off’s, prostitutes, both male and female, or all around just dirty people should be questioned before making any form of physical contact or risk infection.

“yo bro you wanna hit this blunt?” Na niggy, I don’t wanna catch that gonaherpesyphilitis. Everyone already knows how you do.

by Textbomber October 27, 2018

gonaherpasmurfelaids

To describe another's questionable sexual health status based on rumors/unverified information of said persons sluttiness status. To suggest that one has every sexually transmitted infection due to past sexual partners they may or may not have had sex with

If you get to close to that ho there you won't have to worry about just getting the clap you will come away with gonaherpasmurfelaids so good luck getting laid with that hanging around your junk.

by NoMoneyMoProblemz November 19, 2019

Gonchitus

An incorrect naming of gonorrhea.

Chad: Hey bro, I was with that girl but I caught gonchitus
Bro: Yo man, the hell is gonchitus?
Chad: Oh, the paper from the doctor's office says gon-orr-h-ea
Bro: Oh shiiiiit!

by StoryTeller69.5 December 9, 2022