Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

Gommers

A female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. It like to give many gobbys (oral sex) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the penis.

my girlfriend just pulled a gommers on me....wtf!

now im in hospital

by hoedown123456789 November 10, 2010

Gympersonator

Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time

Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0

Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."

by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016

Goopert

Someone that thinks there an expert because they looked it up with google.

What a goopert.

by Bigdawg47 January 23, 2020

Michael Goppert

A silly little jew that enjoys shitty BTEC games such as Warframe and Islands of Nyne. You never really know whats coming next with this sneaky little devil, and you don't really care to know. Hes a big hand full to cut it short.

"Sandras boyfriend is a complete knob that likes those shitty valve games, and pestering people?!? What a Michael Goppert."

by HexyBoii July 28, 2018

Gooper

A combination of "good" and "super". Used to say something is really awesome.

Justin: That movie was gooper.

Emily: Indeed.

by WordInventorer July 7, 2011

gomer

An old person taking up space in the hospital who doesn't have the common decency to die.

That old gomer from Scrubs that kept saying "Pickles!"

by TheCoolest204 April 8, 2008