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gomer

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.
Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.
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goomer

an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
The person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer
by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004
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gomer

the real meaning of gomer is the following:
acting stupid, making an ass out of him/her self, being in a blonde moment, ignorant, neive, an idiot, someone who is clumsy.
steve urkell is a gomer. Dude! you are such a gomer i cant believe u knocked that over. That gomer ruined my sofa.
by adam ohman July 25, 2004
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Gompers

1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore
Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!
by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009
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Gimmertron

Gimmertron is an insult that mixes the word gimmer, with the suffix tron. This makes it sound more hardcore.
"Oh my god!!! That fuckin gimmertron stole my best pair of pie eating boots"
by Kevin McNash July 11, 2004
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OK Goomer

'OK Goomer' Is an adaptation of 'OK Coomer' directed toward people who excessively play video games.

It can be used in a mocking, or patronizing manner toward people with a bad gaming habit.
All he wants to do is goom. Doesn't that guy do anything else?

Man, I goomed so hard last night, played Runescape for 8 hours straight.

"Dude, I just got the newest skin in Overwatch after grinding all weekend for it"

"OK Goomer"

Oh my god, I'm gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
by KongsKangdom January 19, 2021
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gomer

A person who does something correctly but in an odd way. Such as swimming, but looking like your drowning. Or writing but using all your fingers to grip the pencil.
That guy runs like a gomer.
by Kenneth Boston June 17, 2004
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