Gob-Slap

To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm

"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."

by rambozotheclown October 11, 2019

Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.

Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”

by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020

Gob Job

When she succ the coke off ur dick b

“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos

“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

gob nobbler

A person who loves sucking cock.
Somehow related to Nobblers Gob high on the slopes of Mt Rainier????

Everyone in the club knew Geoffrey was a serial Gob Nobbler.

by El_Borbah December 31, 2020

gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.

Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!

by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021

Gob a smoggle

react in a scared or surprised way

"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"

"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."

by what am i doing here. September 27, 2024