Gerken

A Gay Male, favorite thing to eat is huge dicks, and has garlic bread tits

Rosston Gerken is such a fag

by BigDick1152 April 6, 2019

Gerky

Something that is strange, questionable or disgusting

“Yo I kill dogs”
“Bro that is mad gerky”

by bradno2dappy May 15, 2022

Purple Gerkin

A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.

"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"

by Rachypop June 17, 2017

Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010

gerke

A massive pile of Shit

Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.

by Mule1234 June 6, 2018

Gerkin

1. noun. (gu`rk_in) He/she that holds more money then they should have. One that st-st-st-studders multiple times especially with the letter "m". A true owner of a landscaping business and the clean up guy on a film crew(who thinks he is a boss). One who cleans up in beer pong along with his teamate who is considered the best in the world(DA). With this team comes respect and a high level of greed. A person who smokes with the cigarettes and the bats. One who lives to trim trees and f sheep. A norweigon circumsized sailer.

I got that gerkin money

trim them trees gerkin

i get high on the reg

its fun to do bad things

I yanked it!!! I yanked the thing gerkin!!

you think you are a hot on gerkin

by gertsen landscaping March 14, 2010

gerkogh

To masturbate while one's penis is twisted 360 degrees from original position. The sperm must project in a spiral formation and smell of asparagus.

Ho, get back here and watch as I gerkogh, dirty skank.

by Peter Preston Mullin April 20, 2008