the devil's footsteps

originated from a book of the same name

one in fire
two in blood

three in storm
four in flood
five in anger

six in hate
seven in fear
evil eight
nine in sorrow

ten in pain
eleven in death
twelve life again
thirteen steps to the dark man's door
won't be turning back no more.

cane be used as a skipping game and whatever number you stumble on is how you are going to die.

also if you say this in a forest where there are thirteen stones in a line, while stepping from stone to stone the "dark man" will come and take you.

lets play the devil's footsteps!!
one in fire, two in bloo- aw sally you fell, you're going to die in bloooood!!!!

by Lucius Stone November 12, 2011

frontside crawl

It's when you're getting a blowjob and the girl takes her tongue and licks the bottom of your dick REAL SLOW from nuts to dickhead.

I knew that ho for all but 3 hours and she was givin' up the frontside crawl and shit yo.

by That crazy cracker Newsense October 22, 2004

Frontside 90 Faceplant

When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.

While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.

Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"

Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."

by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008

Footsmack

A kick done with bare feet or sandals.

I was tring to steal the hackysack from this group of hippies but then I got footsmacked!

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ April 8, 2009

Frooter

Someone you dont like or is a virgin

Look at that Frooter

by Cumdaddy34 October 28, 2018

footsting

The act or art of inserting ones foot in anothers anus. Like fisting but with a foot.

Also:
footsted
footst

Jake was footsting Adam when his mother walked in the room.

by Jay Morgan December 29, 2004

footskie

footskie (in Dutch, footsky ): slang for the act of masturbation in which an erect penis is stationed between two feet (both feet are bottom-to-bottom, forming a foot vagina (see fagina )). The footskier (participant using feet) proceeds to stroke the erect penis of the footskiee (participant with erect penis) at variable speeds and variable fagina-squeezing intensities until the footskiee either a) achieves ejaculation or b) can no longer take the pain of the friction caused by the unsanitary, calloused feet; at which point, the footskiee dick slaps the footskier for not cleaning their nasty-ass feet, resulting in the transfer of fungus to the footskier's face, rendering the footskier anti-social for the next 3 to 6 weeks.

I met that girl in a bar, and 15 minutes later she was giving me a footskie in the mens room.

by JohnnyThreeLegs January 14, 2008