Fredericktown MO

a teeny-tiny podunk little hick-town in south-east Missouri where everything is really really boring except for the first weekend in May. This is a place where people from really amazing places like Philidelphia and rainbow land come to die because there is HONESTLY nothing else to do here.

I'm getting really sick of life...I think I'll move to Fredericktown MO!!!

by somebody beautiful!! April 7, 2009

Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.

"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

Fredericton Feedbag

A variation of the doggy-style sexual position whereby the man inserts his penis into the females rectum then inserts both testicles and entire scrotum into her vagina. Initially a method of birth control in the eastern province of New Brunswick, Canada, now more commonly performed in the greater Fredericton area to simply pass the time. Technically the recipient does not need to be a human being.

Darling, the power is out again. Let's have another try at the Fredericton Feedbag.

by noisy as dry buggery August 30, 2010

Frederick, MD

Growing city with too many cops and not enough crime. You can get arrested for J-walking here. Known for everyone knowing eachothers business. 30-45 minutes from Baltimore. You have to travel to have fun because the only club is wack ass Exhale were all people do is fight!

Cops in frederick be lunchin

by Nina February 17, 2005

Fredericksburg

A small town nestled in the country hills between Richmond and D.C. Downtown F-burg boasts and carries it's historical knowledge about it's self with more pride than the LGBT community. Downtown f-burg also has WAY too many restaurants, vintage stores, half-assed specialty stores, wangsters, and pretentious yuppies. We have one major shopping district known as Central park with one piss pot mall, even more restaurants, and the infamous snipers that caused a ruckus in the early 2000s.

Fredericksburg... it WAS a cool town at one point. We actually had great music and art stores, we had a general store right downtown, and a theater. It was a town that wasn't so goddamn full of itself and filled with stick-up-ass conservatives, but the dreaded gentrification took over and sucked the fucking life right out of this town.

Visitor: Hey man, you seem like a local. Fredericksburg seems pretty cool but is there anything else to do around here other than learn about it's history?

local: There are things to do OTHER than partying like its year one, eating beyond obesity with the ridiculous amount of restaurants, and buying old overpriced/bullshit novelty items. But iIsuggest you go to Richmond for any fun, shit gets old real quick in this town.

by Dr Dingleberry June 3, 2017

Frederica

A genuine, authentic and ambitious fierce person who is strong willed, friendly, cordial and even shy somewhat. Frederica's tend to be more empathetic and commonly Capricorns. Additionally, they handle themselves with grace and dedication and are poised most of the time. They stand up for the people they love and for their believes. Fredericas are also intelligent people who although dislike the company of homework, does them because they seek to constantly improve themselves. They tend to be easily stressed but posses the bigest, prettiest, cutest genuine smile ever. They make great best friends as well as they are fun and often funny although studious. They are rarely very sly at times and Slightly cunning but not too mischevious. There are almost never a dull moment in relationships with most Fredericas.

Her; Hi im frederica! Nice to meet you
Him: *smile intensifies*

by BestDefiner227 September 16, 2016

fedex ground

Fast despite the name ground.

"Fedex ground, fast despite the name ground." "Thank you Mr. Turkeyneck"

by Chad C. November 5, 2007