fapscination

Masturbation centered around a single individual, be it a spouse, partner, or current or past source of internet fap material.

Ah yes, Kelligrl; you and I shared a mutual fapscination for her luscious locks years ago...

by BeatleJWOL September 7, 2009

Fapsher

Someone who faps constantly and has the last name of absher.

I saw Fapsher sitting in his desk and boy was he letting loose.

by Timmy Royal January 2, 2013

fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

perogie flaps

a fat mans saggy breasts

that mans perogie flaps where flapping in the wind.

by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008

SCHNITZEL FLAPS

Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.

Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!

by de-spec October 12, 2010

FRAPS

A trendy in-game video recording tool, notorious for the free version that has a huge RECORDED USING THE FREE VERSION OF FRAPS. Also increases your ping and system resources.

I was filming a new commercial for Taco ToWn, and the camera man was using fraps. It increased our ping so high that we got banned from the Hollywood Studios server.

When the unedited commerical was finally done, I was able to show everybody my boring crap via Youtube.

by Lee Harvey Hitler November 17, 2007

Fapsphemy

When you masturbate to something you think is sexy, but turns out to be a dud or ugly picture (say, a side-boob).

Hmm, that side-boob looks hot. Man, I feel like rubbing one out.

*Photo is actually picture of a fat guy's side-boob.
*Gasp* FAPSPHEMY!!!

by Goldstar127 January 12, 2013