Norwegian Flapjacks

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.

I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016

mexican flapjack

When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.

Dwet made a mexican flapjack on Daggie's back.

by Eric Lex December 10, 2007

flapjacked

befuddled, pwned

u just got flapjacked

by sam_0123 December 17, 2008

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Flapjack

The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.

Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.

by tennispl123 December 9, 2008

Flapjacking

The act of flipping a womans breast up, accompanied by the word "Flap!", then slapping the breast sideways while saying "Jack!".

I saw Albert flapjacking this bitch on tape, and I could see the shockwave in slow motion.

by Doodwashere January 22, 2009