flexes

were having a flex at my house
by tris b March 01, 2004
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Flexing

An Art! it is the art of managing to flirt while texting.
Girl: hey alex, what are you doing? put your phone away

Alex: I can't. this is reall important

Girl: are you flirting with another girl?

Alex: nope, just flexing
by Aturn247 June 28, 2007
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Flex

A cross between a popular brand of toothpaste and the ever-ready sales assistant of WH Smith in Derby.
Flex, do you have the new issue of Tractor & Heritage Magazine?
by Well... October 17, 2004
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Flex It

The process of running away from trouble/harm.
Dude, the cops are coming around the corner. Flex it!!
by Geophray November 21, 2010
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Flex

Jack: I go to bed at 8
Jill:I go to bed at nine suck my penis
Jack: Jill you do not have a penis
Jill: nobody gives a fuck and stop flexing your penis
by One guy December 06, 2018
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Flex

"Last night I flexed this absolute babe",or "She was definately down for the flex"
by G January 08, 2004
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