tuna flakes

vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region

Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.

by TADJ December 10, 2007

Flaked

Irish slang for being too tired to do anything.

Similar to flaking out where the person flaking would bail from a planned event, flaked is if the person never even accepts going in the first place.

Can also be used to describe you being in comfort
"I went to bed flaked, got some decent sleep."

"You coming out man?"
"Nah I'm too fuckin flaked right now, can't be arsed"

by Lolzar January 29, 2019

Flake

Someone who agrees to do something, than leaves right at the last second. Aka Jaden

Wow, Jaden is such a flake, he always agrees to something , than leaves at the last second. Flake

by NS09 October 12, 2015

vaginal flakes

a stanky cereal known for its exceptional combination of menstrual blood and milk. often served cold

Vaginal flakes: theyre more than good; they stanky

by stankypete69 August 25, 2010

husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013

Flabergate

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

flakelord

Someone who flakes to the extreme.

Josh: "Hey is Don coming over like he promised"
Katie: "I will send him a text to see"
... 3 hours later ...
Katie: "He is not replying"
Josh: "Oh, he's being a flakelord again"
Katie: "Yup"

by Sharon_Cox September 5, 2014