Fabed

Something that is a lie or is made up in a malicious nature, Fabed originates from the word fable which means a made up story like a fairy tale etc. So can also be known at the slang word for fable.

"Mate that story is fabed"

by Yep. Matee. November 6, 2013

flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

by P $ February 15, 2004

flab grab

A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.

Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*

by iPeeBlocks October 28, 2014

flabanaba

When you are a piece of trash or worse

You are a flabanaba.

by Rexasaurus144 February 24, 2018

Flabangus

The Area Between Your Bawl Sack and your stink hole.

1. The sweat is dripping down the crack of my ass and settling in my flabangus.
2. Cao's Girl Friend loves licking my Flabangus
3. I scratched my flabangus and my hand smelled worse than Frank The Tank's House for a week.

by KGB920 August 21, 2005

Flab wank

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.

A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.

" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"

" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...

" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."

by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010