Flabber Jabble

A freak; A weirdo; A crazy person

My teacher is flabber jabble because he likes to pet squirrels.

by e.u.g.e.n.e May 12, 2012

Flabberaffled

Derived from flabbergasted and baffled;

Dumbfounded to the highest degree of confusion

The thought that Billy Shnitzel was able to find someone to go to prom with flabberaffled me, especially since I couldn't find someone myself.

by Solmanio May 28, 2013

flabberfish

a flabberfish is a yellow semi-aquatic animal

Its appearance varies depending on its needs

This animal can transmit 1000volts of electricity without causing harm to itself
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It also has many abilities such as - the controll and use of lightning and c4 and random magic that can not be explained and random spontaneous explosions and it can fly because..... Fuck you ,thats why
It eats - c4 , your soul - can live off of drinks

If drinks - nitro glycerine - lucozade, monster,

Do not wake before 4pm and dont make it do work

Has been known to sleep 24+ hours at a time

*naps all the time

*can snowboard
*nunchucks
*can rapidly change weight
*went on ZEN journey

*unexplainable derp
*night vision
*heat vision
*food vision

Unknown life span - infinite/ since da dinosaurs N shit

Born - Atlantis (the planet)

Feroxis(the galaxy)

Grutos(the sector)

the flabberfish pulled a 360 yy no-scope ladderstall

by flabberfish December 13, 2014

Flabbercocked

To be extremely tired of being dicked.

Damn the boss won't get off my ass and I am just so flabbercocked after that gayngbang.

by Lukejo September 20, 2016

Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016

Flabberblast

The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.

I'm totally gonna flabberblast Helga tonight.

by Buttslug19 April 15, 2017

Flabber

A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.

"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."

by TheOriginalPegster June 14, 2017