flabberfish

a flabberfish is a yellow semi-aquatic animal

Its appearance varies depending on its needs

This animal can transmit 1000volts of electricity without causing harm to itself
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It also has many abilities such as - the controll and use of lightning and c4 and random magic that can not be explained and random spontaneous explosions and it can fly because..... Fuck you ,thats why
It eats - c4 , your soul - can live off of drinks

If drinks - nitro glycerine - lucozade, monster,

Do not wake before 4pm and dont make it do work

Has been known to sleep 24+ hours at a time

*naps all the time

*can snowboard
*nunchucks
*can rapidly change weight
*went on ZEN journey

*unexplainable derp
*night vision
*heat vision
*food vision

Unknown life span - infinite/ since da dinosaurs N shit

Born - Atlantis (the planet)

Feroxis(the galaxy)

Grutos(the sector)

the flabberfish pulled a 360 yy no-scope ladderstall

by flabberfish December 13, 2014

flabbershated

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.

when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!

by atown23 June 29, 2009

flabberpissed

The state of being both astonished beyond belief and extremely irritated or angry.

I was flabberpissed to discover my cat consumed my passport.

by YenniBagenni October 7, 2008

Flabbershmonker

(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words

(Noun) "My swim coach is a real flabbershmonker.";
(Exclamation) "Holy flabbershmonker!"

by Donutpearphone June 15, 2016

flabbershafted

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick

He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted

by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

Flibberish

A pretty word for flubbery fat. This goes for males only. When the moobs are just below classification to be considered moobs.

Me: My boobs are very flibberish today...
Friend: What!?
Me: Watch, when I jump, they bounce like flibber.
Friend: ....OHHH, I see!....Nice flibber.

by Kadaj... July 18, 2007

flabbershook

When a person, specifically a close friend, comes across a moment that shocks, surprises, excites, confuses, or terrifies them in an extreme way. Can be used with any emotion that causes a large reaction

"Vicky went into that haunted house and came out flabbershook!"

by welcometomyusername August 13, 2018