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firedog

Circuit City's single brand approach for computer repair/setup/upgrades(on-line, in-home, and in-store), in-home entertainment setup, and car audio/video installation. The proper usage is always with a lowercase f except when used as the first word of a sentence. They are not nearly as well equipped as their main competition Geek Squad, however the company is pushing technicians to become Microsoft Certified in the XP and Vista operating sytems. No hardware certifications are planned (which they desperately need).

They will charge as much as people are willing to put up with, which is apparently a lot. Technicians that know their stuff are bullied into quitting or are flat out fired on bogus charges. This helps keep profits high because less knowledgeable technicians will push every service offered rather than a $30 quick fix.
I was ordered by my District firedog Manager to push in-home service on everything, even though 2 hours includes the trip and broken shit doesn't exactly fly.

Firedog doesn't have any respect for it's technicians, only profits.

Oh noes! Firedog eated my money and didn't fix shit!
by HellsCook May 18, 2008
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Fired

To be severed , let go from a company or employer.
(There is a difference between being fired which is being punished or repremanded most likely is thru fault of your own and being laid-off no fault of your own)
My boss fired me today because I was late to work for the 4th time.

Karen was fired for calling in sick too many times.

Ted was fired for stealing company property.
by glitterngld July 12, 2011
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fired

denied, forbidden, being slapped down by someone greater than you after making a stupid comment.
Person: I don't mean to sound queer or nothin', but I wanna make babies with Duran Duran.

Person 2: Dude... You are so fired.
by AngryWhiteMale May 29, 2003
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firedick

When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's
Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!
by Josh Folden January 26, 2008
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misti-fied

being in a stupefied state of enamored elation resulting from an encounter with a fly girl named Misti. See also 'resist the Mist'.
"Dude, he used to drop the playa science, but now he's all Misti-fied n' shit."
by 8six753oh9 April 5, 2003
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You're fired

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when the services of those in their employ are no longer required.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.
"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired."
by Sneachta dubh November 8, 2020
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Firedirt

The redish orange shit underneath the bonfire, yea that's firedirt.
The squirrel lit his nappy little tail up in the firedirt. We used the firedirt to light George's smart ass on fire. Our neighbor let his firedirt get out of hand and lit the woods up like a roman candle in a corn field.
by Forest Dreamer October 15, 2011
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