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Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.
Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!
by user04567y April 9, 2025
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Fixing it

Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.
Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.
Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.
by JezDrag January 28, 2014
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Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree
Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo
by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020
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Straight Fixin’

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.

Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
by Dascool27 June 23, 2022
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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.
by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
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