A cunning, witty and slightly sweet bitch; way beyond basic bitch; definitely not your average bitch, but not a Mensa bitch either.
One who advocates for themselves in a toxic environment, where everyone is afraid to speak up.
One who advocates for themselves in a toxic environment, where everyone is afraid to speak up.
Miriam's boss asked that she come to the office on her day off to go over some data. She had to put her Fig Bitch hat on and tell her boss that she couldn't because she was busy taking care of her sick grandmother.
by risaroxx October 30, 2020
Get the Fig Bitchmug. A mediocre guy either in looks, personality, or both. And although he is average in every way, he thinks he is basically Ryan Reynolds.
While they may stay fig newtons forever it is possible for them to transform into something…like an Oreo…..or even a chocolate chip cookie.
While they are rare, fig newtons can also be female.
Examples: Jeff and Lester from the TV show Chuck
Dwight from the office.
Frollo from Hunchback of Norte Dame
Farquad from Shrek
Prince Charming from Shrek 2
Hans from Frozen
J’son (Starlord’s ‘Dad’) from Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice (honorable mention Mr. Wickham)
While they may stay fig newtons forever it is possible for them to transform into something…like an Oreo…..or even a chocolate chip cookie.
While they are rare, fig newtons can also be female.
Examples: Jeff and Lester from the TV show Chuck
Dwight from the office.
Frollo from Hunchback of Norte Dame
Farquad from Shrek
Prince Charming from Shrek 2
Hans from Frozen
J’son (Starlord’s ‘Dad’) from Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice (honorable mention Mr. Wickham)
Yeah, we talked a bit. But, he was a bit of a fig Newton so I’m not interested.
Oh, nah! He a fig newton.
He got that fig newton haircut.
He talks like a fig newton.
He was the figgiest of newtons.
Oh, nah! He a fig newton.
He got that fig newton haircut.
He talks like a fig newton.
He was the figgiest of newtons.
by notafignewton March 26, 2022
Get the Fig Newtonmug. by Fig boar November 5, 2020
Get the fig boarmug. by metallicballz February 12, 2010
Get the Fig Flickermug. A fine biscuit to have with a nice cup of tea, with the added bonus that they contain all the figgy goodness you need for a healthy lower gut. Due to the biscuity exterior it is never used for figging.
by Curious Gregor July 24, 2006
Get the fig rollmug. 
by Crack O Da Ass December 8, 2004
Get the Figs Outmug.