by SwagerGoldfish June 11, 2017

Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch
Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch
by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

When your male or female partner uses a fidget spinner on the woman's pussy to pleasure her instead of using your/her hands. Created in the 21st Century when some dipshit created a fucking fidget toy for the autistic kids. It became a smash hit and is uses every night by your dad on your mom's puss.
by SpoonerBooner June 10, 2017

Person 1: Check out my new fidget spinner
Person 2: Stop you are going to get too many chromosomes
Person 3: *(Inaudible)*
Person 2: Stop you are going to get too many chromosomes
Person 3: *(Inaudible)*
by 13345bob June 5, 2017

John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?
by garothehobo June 4, 2017

Keemstar's arsenal
Hey did you hear about the new fidget spinners that are definitely not just some girl's creation who didn't have enough money to pay copyright?
by Psycho12213 September 23, 2017
