Fattie Blowjob

A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.

Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"

Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"

by Condog4 September 6, 2009

Festi Testi

A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.

Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.

At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

fertitta middle school

The worst school that has ever existed.

Fertitta Middle School is a bad school, i don't recommend that school for your child

by hannahq101 January 30, 2018

Feltie

Sex with a puppet

Last night I had a feltie with miss piggie

by Yvil1 January 24, 2019

devilish fatties

evil little minions who eat everything in sight.

Rachel: "Oh hot damn, did you see those fat sons of bitches?!"

Michelle: "No, what the fuck?!"

Kristin: "Oh do you mean the devilish fatties?"

Melissa: "Aw, shit. I hate those fat fucks."

by ChunkedNigg July 20, 2009

Fattitude

A growing movement among women particularly, in which the angry, overweight/obese woman openly and obnoxiously displays arrogance and pride in her fatness to compensate for her lack of self-discipline and internal disdain of her obesity.

Karen asked her personal trainer neighbor Jenny for advice on how to start a weight loss plan. Hefty Tracy overheard Jenny giving Karen advice and angrily stomped toward the pair to exclaim "Not everyone wants to be thin, bitch! I love my obesity and you couldn't pay me one million dollars to change it! Thin is not realistic, or attractive so why don't you take your anorexic advice and stuff a brownie in it you piece of shit!" Tracy had major fattitude.

by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco May 18, 2015

fettish

spelled with two t's unlike its dirtier counterpart, this word simply means to have a weird or uncommon obsession with something. It can be something you do, or something you like, but it has NO sexual connotation. It just means that you like whatever it is A LOT.

One can have any number of fettishes, such as:

a cheese fettish, a pink fettish, or even a Facebook fettish.

by NOTaninnuendo March 15, 2011