Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

by matbat January 10, 2009

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by SF805 May 4, 2008

furred

The state of being below standard.

His shoes are furred.
Your girlfriend is furred.

by cheezmasta June 12, 2007

faried

greatest person alive; amazingly sexy, one all the girls want

I am such a faried

by faried May 30, 2003

farked

When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.

"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"

by pummer January 17, 2003

Favred

To be disappointed as a fan by an inexplicably bad play by an otherwise stellar player.

Packer fans can sympathize with Vikings fans as they, too, have now been Favred.

by Ben Favred January 25, 2010

That goofy ahh girl who farted

The girl who fated that one time.

(She so goofy ahh)

yo billy its that goofy ahh girl who farted. Gregory said "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh".

by horse tickler May 20, 2022