Fapping

The art of making love to yourself ..

I'm fapping to porn magazines.

by crazy asshole biotch November 27, 2012

faking love

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.

"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"

by Dowlii January 24, 2010

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 6, 2010

Facing the dragon

The process of rehabilitation from opioid or heroin addiction. To over come the addiction of " chasing the Dragon." Facing the problem head on and conquering it. Slay it if you will.

I once ruined my life by chasing the Dragon. Now I know that rehabilition is a must . I must "face the dragon" and conquer it to regain my life of normalcy again. If I am facing the dragon I am rehabilitating myself from the addiction of heroin.

by Redsonja101 October 22, 2019

Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009