Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
by fornicatia January 11, 2010
A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.
Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
by Cockdriller April 06, 2010
Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
by Inventor of the Maltese Falcon July 11, 2008
by drasticjasper December 22, 2008
This word is a Super Smash Bros. term meaning to save your teammate with a Falcon Punch (Normal or Reverse), sacrificing yourself to save them in a match.
Marth: "help me i just got rested at 0%, extreme knockback...agh"
Falcon: "...i got you (runs across the field, short-hopping to a falcon punch) FALCON PAWWWNCHH..."
Marth: "Thank you home dog...that was awesome you FALCON-SIDER, YOU"
Falcon: "Yes! yes it was...now come on! and let's beat them (meaning the opposing force)
Opposing Force (two Bowsers): "...show us your moves..."
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SILENCE........TIPPER TO KNEE!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS
Falcon: "...i got you (runs across the field, short-hopping to a falcon punch) FALCON PAWWWNCHH..."
Marth: "Thank you home dog...that was awesome you FALCON-SIDER, YOU"
Falcon: "Yes! yes it was...now come on! and let's beat them (meaning the opposing force)
Opposing Force (two Bowsers): "...show us your moves..."
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SILENCE........TIPPER TO KNEE!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS
by PhantomMarth February 05, 2010
A gesture of greeting and mutual respect between two people. Two hinge flapped forearms mimicking the movement of a falcons wings. Done by either one by one individual facing another or two people interlocked at elbow point. 🙅
by DannyVT December 25, 2021
verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"
noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick
noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick
by Xenomorph42Q May 14, 2008