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A substance that causes Grunts the lowest form of Covenant in the Halo series to become powerful enough to kick the ass of anyone, including Chuck Norris.

All grunts are born with enough power to conquer the known universe, however their brains are too small and weak to unlock this potential so they are stuck as the rank-and-file troops of the Covenant armies. Gruntiness is a mighty substance that lets grunts unlock their incredible power. It equally affects all beings, so if someone took Gruntiness they would become super powerful, however, Gruntiness is so powerful that any non-grunts who absorb Gruntiness will instantly being incinerated by a surge of power. The only non-grunts known to ingest Gruntiness and live are:

Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Mr. T
Captain Falcon
The girl from Serenity

The only way a non-grunt could not be instantly incinerated by Gruntiness is to jump into an active volcano and live.

An alternate way for a grunt to be imbued with Gruniness is to do the Gruntiness Dance.
Recipe for Gruntiness:

1 boiled grunt foot
1 cup of splattered grunt brains
500 cups of sugar
The captain's pipe
1 Gummy Bear
The Easter Bunny
5 cups liquid methane
1 tsp. of salt
A chocolate cell phone (as in a cell phone made of chocolate)
7 slices of bacon, one of which has been sneezed on
2 mashed Elite mandibles
1/2 cup of chopped Drone legs
500L of Coca-Cola (Must be name brand!)
1L of beer
2L of vodka
Master Chief's helmet

Put on Master Chief's helmet and mash all other ingredients in a blender. Drink resulting solution, then find the shisno and inhale the gas very slowly for 5 min. Afterwards, take a bath.

Recipe found on Gruntipedia, the Halo Humor Wiki, www.gruntipedia.com
by Xenomorph42Q April 29, 2008
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(Fal-cone Pawnch)

Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.

Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.
"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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Proper Noun
The main villain in the Legend of Zelda Series, wielder of the Triforce of Power. First appearing in Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, he first was known as Ganon; a big, fat, pig-like humanoid who appeared in the Legend of Zelda games before Ocarina of Time. Ganondorf also appeared in Wind Waker and Twilight Princess. Ganon continued to appear, in Ocarina of Time he was a dragon-like monster that Ganondorf turned into, in Wind Waker Ganon appeared as a giant puppet that Ganondorf controlled and finally Ganon was a massive boar in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess.

Ganondorf's aliases are King of Evil, The King, King of Thieves and The Demon Thief. Ganondorf commonly uses swords to fight, using a large two handed blade in Ocarina of Time, duel swords in Wind Waker and a holy-turned-evil longsword in Twilight Princess; he also possesses an array of dark magics, from creating a phantom image of himself to possessing others.

Though he is massively powerful he is always defeated by Link and Zelda, in Ocarina of Time he was sealed in the Dark Realm by Zelda, in Wind Waker Link stabbed him through the face with the Master Sword turning him to stone, and in Twilight Princess Link stabbed him through the gut with the Master Sword ultimately killing him.

Though Ganondorf was immortalized as one of the greatest gaming villains through the Legend of Zelda series, he also appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl as a clone character of Captain Falcon. (Though many people, including myself, like Ganondorf much more than Cpt. Falcon) He also became a bit more fun with Brawl through Ganoncide.
Ganondorf is the King of Evil, wielder of the Triforce of Power, and world conquerer...how much more badass can you get?

Haha, noob! I pwned you with Ganondorf cuz he is teh leet hax mastah!!!

by Xenomorph42Q April 29, 2008
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An awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it is performed, Ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated.
Ganondorf: Eeen-do..
Link: Oh fu-
Ganondorf: AHH!
*Link is wiped off the face of the earth*

Warlock Punch is the only thing that is greater that a Falcon Punch, which in turn, is greater that a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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Verb: Using Ganondorf's side special attack against someone midair over a ledge in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, causing Ganondorf to grab them and hurtle down, off screen with his victim, killing both of them.
It was down to 1 stock each, so I used Ganoncide and owned in Sudden Death.
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verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"

noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick
Cpt. Falcon: "FALCON KICK!"

Announcer: "GAME!"
by Xenomorph42Q May 14, 2008
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When you cause someone's head to explode by any method.
Ganondorf's side special in Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Getting a head shot with a high caliber sniper rifle or shot gun.
When a chestburster Alien gets lost and pops out someones head.
Sticking c-4 to someone's forehead with Snake in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Headsplosion is the best way to finish people off in stamina mode

I got an awesome headsplosion with my 50-cal

Ewww, that little alien just splattered his brain with a headsplosion
by Xenomorph42Q May 14, 2008
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