A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.
Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.
Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.
This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.
by Arealphotographer April 16, 2011
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All of the weird moments, faces, conversations (etc.), that exist only within facetime and are forever lost after said conversation ends.
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Get the FaceTime relationship mug.Facetatt rap is a music genre which originated in the early 2000s when gangsta rap was "enhanced" by autotune technologies. As the name suggests, many of the facetatt rappers who create this garbage have made the terrible decision to add tattoos to their faces. Examples of it's early success include the works of Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa, and Gucci Mane. Over time, gangsta rap has eroded/evolved into this new form where it is no longer about the weed and money; with rappers of this genre doing it instead solely for the bitches and blunts. See: DRAM, TYGA, Lil Yachty, and nearly every "rapper" at your local music festival. Many people born before 1995 find this to be a sad development given that these Facetatt rappers are mostly untalented, weak ass bitches who just mumble into a microphone and let the sound guys figure it out. Note: counterintuitively, it is not necessarily required for one to have a face tattoo to be a facetatt rapper. For equally shitty culture, see Dirty Beats and Black Chyna syndrome
Man, I wish they would put on some Luda instead of this facetatt rap. I don't even know if this guy knows where he is and he sounds like he's half asleep. What a jackass!
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