stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.

I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.

by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008

Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.

My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.

by Jawbonz February 19, 2010

Facehooker

Someone who stays up late at night looking for people to "friend" on Facebook.

It was a busy night for Betty, a Facehooker in her prime, getting another twenty "friends" under her belt.

by erinad July 17, 2009

facebrooking

Masturbating while looking at facebook pictures.

I was looking at pics of this girl when my mom came down to the basement and totally caught me facebrooking.

by Wednesday night in Greenpoint February 4, 2010

Facebookanoodling

The process of incessant flirting and displays of your love for your girl/boyfriend on Facebook. Couples feel a need to post EVERYTHING from their love life for the world to see, annoying a hell of a lot of people.

Person A: 'Did you see their wall posts last night? So many kisses!'

Person B: 'Yeah, that was some disturbing Facebookanoodling. Get a room!'

by ynwa1892 November 30, 2011

facebooking

The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.

"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"

by Dave Webb April 5, 2008

facebookie

Someone who has succumbed to pressure from others and become a facebook addict. Mission: to create more fackbookies from facebookophobes

"so over myspace, i've converted and become an all out facebookie now"

by Carot September 20, 2007