A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014
Get the shit plus two equals eight mug."equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.
traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.
this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.
traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.
this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.
male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*
by obscureharrypottercharacter December 30, 2022
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An equalist is noble, intelligent wo/man that believes in the equal treatment, but not superiority or inferiority, of all peoples, including genders, races, ethnic groups, etc. Equalists speak the truth, and sometimes the truth's blinding light scorches chauvinists. Watch out, Dick Masterson, the truth of equality will soon burn holes in your soul! Er, ahem... equalists, such as myself, will fight for ALL peoples, men, women, blacks, whites, Catholics, Buddhists, and so forth. Gender-Specific Equalists are INCREDIBLY common, and the astounding number of these people outweigh the sexists by far. Racial-Specific Equalists are a little less common, but more and more are popping up every day, thankfully! Religious-Specific Equalists are almost as common as Gender Equalists, many thanks to you. Take pride in whoever you are becuase it's not your skin, gender, or religion that determine who you are, but your actions!
Sexist person: Oh no!!!! An equalist! They'll bury all my malicious lies with their truths! Save me!!!!
Equalist: Die, sexist fucker!!! (Relax, we won't literally KILL you, we'll just mess you up so bad you'll wish we had.)
Equalist: Die, sexist fucker!!! (Relax, we won't literally KILL you, we'll just mess you up so bad you'll wish we had.)
by All Powerful Lioness September 20, 2010
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by AngelaLanning October 28, 2010
Get the equilibrium mug.Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
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They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!
by Benjamino December 22, 2003
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